This post marks an epic moment in my life. For the first time, I have passed the two post mark while maintaining a blog. I guess that since my life is super screwed up now, I finally have something to write about. I believe that unless you aren't super screwed up at some point in your life then you don't grow up. I finally qualify. Yay! It's time to celebrate.
I have never known what I wanted to be. Every year it was something different. I've wanted to be a vet, a designer, a dancer at different stages in my life and even an auto driver and waitress when I felt like I would never be any good at anything and hence had to think of ways to survive. As I travelled about my city I would look at a guy sweeping the road and think, I could do that if I fail at everything else and had to think of my survival. Now that I think about it I could just seduce a rich guy! Except that seduction isn't an art I have perfected or understood or known my entire life. The only males I have ever manipulated are my cats (quite easily achieved by holding their catnip away from them). I have to rush now. My female dog is manipulating me. She needs her walk and the bambi eyed look she's giving me is too much for me to take...
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